I'm sure you were being somewhat sarcasic here, but obviously, there's not. (The unemployment rate in the US is currently at about 5.5%, which is low compared to many places, but still significant.) I've been out of work for 8 months now, and I'm having trouble finding a job. Given, I could probably go work at the McDonalds instead of as a systems administrator, but I hardly consider myself lazy. (Well, actually, I do, but not in this instance.)