I'm very sorry for your wife's suffering. No one should have to go through that. I hope you can receive my love over the internet.

Do you have good health insurance? How about just making a trip to the emergency room? Also, around here there are lots of urgent care clinics that only take walk-ins. If your wife can handle the time in the car perhaps it's worth driving to a larger city to get immediate care.

Muscle relaxers like Soma are available over the internet but narcotics like Vicodin are controlled substances and I don't think you'll find anyplace claiming to sell them that isn't just going to rip you off.