Okay, sorry about that

Actually, I know an American/Asian family with four daughters who all have a rigorous schedule of after school activities, from swimming to (you guessed it) soccer to skeet shooting

The mother in this family is an Asian woman of no more than 5'2", and they've got a nice big Suburban. I can hardly see her head when I'm sitting in my van.

And hey, you drive a minivan, so you're cool in my book. Besides, my girlfriend isn't much taller than you (she drives a Camry)