I see your point - it's not like many of the words of the pledge have anywhere near as much meaning as they should, especially when it comes to the legislative branch. This pledge is much more apt:

I pledge allegiance to the RIAA
and the Corporations for which it stands
One organization, under Rosen
un-distributable
with tyanny, and injustice for all

or this one:

I pledge allegiance to the CEOs of America
and the scamming for which they stand
One scandal, under Andersen
Un-accountable,
With job-loss and stock crash for all.