Hey Tony!!
Don't you think our FAQ should start like this?
Despair FAQ

Heh. "There are no stupid questions. But there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

Very funny site.

Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any just to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Underachievment: The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

haha. Those are some nice folks. They almost bought my domain http://www.underachievers.com a couple of years back for some project, but it never happened. They make some damn funny stuff.

yeah I love em...
I have a calendar in my cube...
and a poster on the outside facing our helpdesk
Problems: No Matter How Great and Destructive Your Problems May Seem Now, Remember, You've Probaly Only Seen The Tip Of Them.

I cut up a calender and have them on the wall in the back of the shop, to keep me intouch with reality.

People see them and think they're nice motivational posters.

yeah...the President of our company was down here and saw it with the nice picture of the Iceberg and said wow that's nice as he was reading it..then a second later "Hey, what does that say??" I love those reactions...

I think another line I like is by Mr. Garrison on South Park:
"Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

Digital River

Hmmm. They seems to be missing:

******************* LEADERSHIP ********************

(The beatings will continue until morale improves!)

The funny thing is that when you order they send you email's about your order and tell you things like we don't care about you anymore since we have your money, and hopefully we paid our warehouse workers enough that they will actually send you your order...it's quite humorous, but they do have good service and make excellent products...

and in response to the other:
no, but they do have this

Greetings!

I have purchased a large number of items in the past. I have always been extremely happy with their service, and with their merchandise.

I know the iceburg poster well... We had a motivational poster, framed, hung outside my cube by one of the suit types. I swapped it for the iceburg "Problems" poster. It was a lot of fun to watch people's reactions as they slowly realized what had happened!!!

LOL! I love the whole section about Frownies!

In reply to:

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They said it couldn't be done, but we did it- we trademarked an emoticon and banned the use of it in email.

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yeah I generally buy 10-20 of them when ever I get the chance since they are still on sale and I don't want to violate any trademarks...