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#740 - 27/10/1999 10:12 T-Shirts
altman
carpal tunnel

Registered: 19/05/1999
Posts: 3457
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
We're making up some T-Shirts for the comdex show, and we're looking for some suggestions on slogans to put on them :)

If we use your suggestion, you get a free T-shirt (we're hopefully making a few styles). So... any ideas?

Our ones so far have been along the lines of...

"Is that a 600-disc autochanger in your trunk... or are you just pleased to see me?"

"empeg. It's big and small and noisy"

Hugo



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#741 - 27/10/1999 10:21 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Robbo
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Registered: 20/07/1999
Posts: 10
Loc: Staffs, UK
Here you go:-

front
"empeg - what the worlds been waiting for"
back
www.empeg.com

or

"Can you do 70 hours without repeating yourself?"


-Rob
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#742 - 27/10/1999 11:07 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Verement
journeyman

Registered: 02/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Boston, MA, US
"Linux at the speed of sound: 70 MPH"

(localize as needed)


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#743 - 27/10/1999 11:31 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
duranike
journeyman

Registered: 20/06/1999
Posts: 84
"Got MP3's?"
----------------------------
"Got 70 consecutive hours of music?
didnt think so...."
-----------------------------
(front) "take a ride on the empeg..."
(back) "you wont be dissapointed"
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"top 5 reasons why you should own an empeg:
(5) Upgradeable and programable
(4) Can play 70 hours of consecutive music
(3) Random Play, Pin Number, and topic searchers
(2) Mind blowing visualizations
(1) GOD has one!

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#744 - 27/10/1999 11:35 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
steve
stranger

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 48
Loc: Cambridge, UK
Transcontinental.
Without repeating a track.
http://www.empeg.com




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#745 - 27/10/1999 12:00 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
dmoore
journeyman

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 58
Loc: Houston, Tx, Usa
My suggestions:

"This ain't your fathers CD-Player" (it's an american saying)
"Own the future of Car Audio now"
"Empeg Car - Finally a reason for driving" or "Empeg Car - The Reason For Driving"
"Empeg Car - Home of the 4000 song no repeat year" (parody of the US radio's phrase "Home of the 12 song no repeat work hour")
"Only 2000 years to prefect Car Audio"
"Empeg Car - This thing is better than sex"
"When you're tired of hearing the same song twice - in a year"
"And Sony though 12 disks would be enough for your car"
"Sony: Mini-Disk it's dead now" (that might piss'em off a bit much though)
"CD - Been There Done That"
"The Biggest Little Head"

Those are mine...

David
empeg@dmoore.com
http://dmoore.com/empeg.htm


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#746 - 27/10/1999 12:03 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
Room for more!
Dos not mean big and clumsy

Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#747 - 27/10/1999 21:31 Re: T-Shirts [Re: dmoore]
tanstaafl.
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/07/1999
Posts: 5549
Loc: Ajijic, Mexico
>>"Empeg Car - This thing is better than sex"

David -- I think maybe you're not doing it right.... ;-)

tanstaafl.

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#748 - 28/10/1999 00:47 Re: T-Shirts [Re: dmoore]
mac
addict

Registered: 20/05/1999
Posts: 411
Loc: Cambridge, UK
"CD - Been There Done That"

Shouldn't that be "CD - Been There, Ripped That"? :-)

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I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
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#749 - 28/10/1999 01:39 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
PaulH
enthusiast

Registered: 19/05/1999
Posts: 379
Loc: England
- P P P Pick up a Penguin .... and PARTY!

(Based on a UK chocolate biscuit ad)

- Tux Inside

- Free your Auto Changer with mp3

Now you know why I never took a job in marketing!

Paul




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#750 - 28/10/1999 01:55 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
danthep
enthusiast

Registered: 29/08/1999
Posts: 209
Loc: new zealand
-empeg: the tardis of car audio

front:-and for my next trick
back -i will insert 700 CDs into this car stereo before me.


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#751 - 28/10/1999 02:28 Re: T-Shirts [Re: tanstaafl.]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
Well sew only last 5-15 minutes and how long before you are reedy again.
The empeg last 500 - 700 hours. Aaaarrara eny one have a cigarette.


Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#752 - 28/10/1999 02:34 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
“500 CD exposed to an Implosion!”
Picture of empeg sitting on a mountain of CD.



Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#753 - 28/10/1999 03:26 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Lonewolf
new poster

Registered: 19/07/1999
Posts: 10
"Empeg - when you just have to take EVERY CD in your collection"

Lonewolf....


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#754 - 28/10/1999 05:07 Re: T-Shirts [Re: PaulH]
mac
addict

Registered: 20/05/1999
Posts: 411
Loc: Cambridge, UK
P P P Pick up a Penguin .... and PARTY!

But then we'd have to have pictures of waddling penguins talking to each other, falling down slopes and jumping off of ice-sheets.

:-)

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I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
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#755 - 28/10/1999 05:11 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
mac
addict

Registered: 20/05/1999
Posts: 411
Loc: Cambridge, UK
"When even one repeat is too many"


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Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
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#756 - 28/10/1999 05:32 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Jim H
new poster

Registered: 06/07/1999
Posts: 10
Loc: UK
How about:

"Music CDs? Yeah, I remember those, did they come before or after 8-track?"
"empeg: how much music?!!!"
"empeg: more music than you can handle!"
"Linux, the original soundtrack..."
"empeg: If music be the food of love, this thing's a sex-machine!"

I'm sure there's some *really* good 8-track and CD analogies to be put together, but I can't think of any polite ones!

Jim.



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#757 - 28/10/1999 06:08 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
empeg...

Size is everything!

or:

Have your cake...

... and eat it!

or:

Outlasts the Duracell bunny...

or:

Sorry Officer, I was watching the visuals at the time...




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#758 - 28/10/1999 06:35 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Jazzwire
addict

Registered: 09/06/1999
Posts: 483
Loc: Guernsey
How About....

  • How many tunes do you want to listen to today?
  • More music than you can shake a cd at.
  • Joy Machine
  • For every side of you, There's a playlist.



Jazz
(List 112, S/N 00030, 4 gig blue)
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#759 - 28/10/1999 06:49 Re: T-Shirts [Re: schofiel]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
At least you are not saying
Sorry Officer, I was changing CD

May by
“If you are tired of getting pulled over for drunk driving, because you are trying to find an CD.”

Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#760 - 28/10/1999 06:52 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
Suggestion

On the front the winning slogan.
And on the back
www.empeg.com
Slogan 2
Slogan 3
Slogan 4


Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#761 - 28/10/1999 07:09 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Jazzwire]
Jazzwire
addict

Registered: 09/06/1999
Posts: 483
Loc: Guernsey
A few more from the guy's at work.. (Some of them watch too much TV =)


  • empeg: Smoother Grooves.
  • Take two CD's from the tower? Not me.
  • I can't believe it's not Vinyl.
  • empeg, because I'm worth it.
  • So then I got an empeg, which was nice.
  • Scorchio

(I'll stop now.. =)

Jazz
(List 112, S/N 00030, 4 gig blue)
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#762 - 28/10/1999 07:37 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Jazzwire]
Dearing
addict

Registered: 22/07/1999
Posts: 453
Loc: Florida
"Sure, 10 CD's is plenty, so was 640k."

_~= Dearing =~_
"WAY too happy about having #99."
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#763 - 28/10/1999 08:39 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
I've got mine

or:

Have you had your empeg today?

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#764 - 28/10/1999 10:04 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Verement]
Verement
journeyman

Registered: 02/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Boston, MA, US
"Does your car stereo run Linux?"

(It's from Empeg Ltd's home page, but I like it.)



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#765 - 28/10/1999 11:09 Re: T-Shirts [Re: tanstaafl.]
dmoore
journeyman

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 58
Loc: Houston, Tx, Usa
Hey - you can make an investment in working toward the hope of having sex /or/ you can get a sure thing in the Empeg.


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#766 - 29/10/1999 00:11 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Mark Petersen]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
or the Tux sitting on a mountain of CD and eating one

Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#767 - 29/10/1999 02:45 Re: T-Shirts [Re: mac]
PaulH
enthusiast

Registered: 19/05/1999
Posts: 379
Loc: England
And to think you thought we would never find out about
that penguin constume you have tucked away under your
bed ;-)

P


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#768 - 29/10/1999 09:17 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Sheetzam
member

Registered: 09/06/1999
Posts: 105
Loc: Annandale, VA
A face only an audiophile could love
or
A face only a linuxnut could love


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#769 - 31/10/1999 04:17 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
danthep
enthusiast

Registered: 29/08/1999
Posts: 209
Loc: new zealand
empeg: the one part of you car that will improve with age.

(reference to sw upgrades etc)


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#770 - 01/11/1999 07:58 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Josh
new poster

Registered: 26/07/1999
Posts: 6
Loc: London, England
Hugo,

My pathetically small brain has come up with this small offering:

Empeg - Hits happen

Josh


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#771 - 01/11/1999 08:52 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK
We have decided to produce the following T Shirt design:

empeg logo on the front
Penguin on the back with the caption "Penguins like ICE"

This will be the company shirt for Comdex, but keep the suggestions coming - we'll definitely make some more shirts soon.

Rob



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#772 - 03/11/1999 05:25 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Miller
journeyman

Registered: 21/09/1999
Posts: 69
Loc: Southeastern Pennsylvania

empeg: anything better would be implanted in your skull




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#773 - 03/11/1999 05:31 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Miller
journeyman

Registered: 21/09/1999
Posts: 69
Loc: Southeastern Pennsylvania

Kirk had Spock;
Picard had Data;

...We have empeg.



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#774 - 03/11/1999 07:21 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Yonzie
journeyman

Registered: 21/09/1999
Posts: 71
Loc: Denmark
This is not really on-topic, but you should all remember that the empeg can 'only' have about 360 CD's on it. At least if we hypothesise that there's 55 minutes of music average on a CD, that you are using 128Kb/sec compression, and a 20Gig unit. If we say 70 minutes of music per CD that number falls to a 'meager' 285 CD's......

Just my 0.25DKR

Yonzie

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#775 - 03/11/1999 07:47 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Yonzie]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK
I make it 372 CD's at 55mins per CD on 20Gb (1Mb/min).

It makes more sense to consider hours of music, or singles, as many albums will contain tracks that you don't want.



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#776 - 04/12/1999 17:24 Re: T-Shirts [Re: rob]
lars@aronsson.se
new poster

Registered: 04/12/1999
Posts: 2
Loc: Linköping or Stockholm, Sweden
Rob, this sounds nice. Where can I buy this T-shirt?
Also, I would like a tiny sticker for my laptop
saying "My other Linux is an Empeg".


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#777 - 06/12/1999 06:57 Re: T-Shirts [Re: lars@aronsson.se]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK

The shirts we made up for Comdex were all used or given away, however we are putting together a collection of merchandise that will become available in the new year.

Rob



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#778 - 06/12/1999 10:50 Re: T-Shirts [Re: rob]
ClemsonJeep
enthusiast

Registered: 09/11/1999
Posts: 398
Loc: Ashburn, VA
The shirts we made up for Comdex were all used or given away, however we are putting together a collection of merchandise that
will become available in the new year.


Are the t-shirts Year 2000 compatible?

;)

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#779 - 05/09/2000 22:27 Re: T-Shirts [Re: rob]
drakino
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 7868
The shirts we made up for Comdex were all used or given away, however we are putting together a collection of merchandise that will become available in the new year.

Any new updates on this?

(See what happens when someone says they know the longest thread, and I go back to look, and manage to hit some old ones back up top? :-)


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#780 - 05/09/2000 22:58 Re: T-Shirts [Re: drakino]
mcomb
pooh-bah

Registered: 31/08/1999
Posts: 1649
Loc: San Carlos, CA
Wow, this thread is from before I started reading this BBS on a regular basis. I have but one thing to say.

I WANT AN EMPEG SHIRT!

Maybe...
Front: O-Scope or funnelweb style graphic
Back: Empeg. Analog is ordinary.

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#781 - 06/09/2000 01:31 Re: T-Shirts [Re: drakino]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK
This is something which we have made progress with, but which has been put on the back burner due to more pressing issues. I'd like to get a small range of merchandise online within a few weeks - maybe 2 or 3 shirts, and a selection of cool branded gadgets.

Rob



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#782 - 06/09/2000 03:03 Re: T-Shirts [Re: rob]
johnaylward
new poster

Registered: 28/07/2000
Posts: 7
Loc: Hindhead, UK
I WANT A T-SHIRT ... :-)


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#783 - 06/09/2000 05:53 Re: T-Shirts [Re: rob]
jstrain
enthusiast

Registered: 18/08/1999
Posts: 202
Loc: philadelphia pa
i would definitely like to hear some more about empeg merchandise. do you have any definite shirt designs? i would really like to see one with the gateway into the old site with the logo that said "does your car stereo run linux". let us know. maybe we should start a new thread for this :)

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#784 - 06/09/2000 07:07 Re: T-Shirts [Re: johnaylward]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
I can do you an embroidered empeg teeshirt anytime, likewise an empeg monster mug with logo.

I suspect I'm stepping on Rob's/Steve's toes here, though...

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#785 - 06/09/2000 07:40 Re: T-Shirts [Re: rob]
peter
carpal tunnel

Registered: 13/07/2000
Posts: 4180
Loc: Cambridge, England
My ideal Empeg shirt, FWIW:

front: small, discreet blue empeg logo

rear: EMP3G as UK licence plate (the right font and everything -- is that legal?) with "My other Unix machine is a car stereo" underneath

Peter



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#786 - 06/09/2000 08:46 Re: T-Shirts [Re: schofiel]
Geoff
enthusiast

Registered: 21/08/1999
Posts: 381
Loc: Northern Ireland
In reply to:

I can do you an embroidered empeg teeshirt anytime, likewise an empeg monster mug with logo.


Can you do those to order?
I mean, could you do an embroidered t-shirt with the empeg logo with my serial number neatly tucked in underneath? Or would you have to get them made in significant numbers? A personalised empeg t-shirt/mug would be cool

Geoff
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Got one of the first Mark 2 empegs...

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#787 - 06/09/2000 19:07 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
ClownBurner
member

Registered: 05/09/2000
Posts: 174
Loc: Irvine, CA USA
Sorry if they're incoherent, I'm pissed...

"My car runs Linux"

"25 days of continuous music... Unless you stop for Gas."

"CD Changers Suck"

"Is your car open-source? Mine is." front
"empeg - MP3 playback for your Car has Arrived" back

"empeg: the Linux-based DJ for your Car"

"If you don't have an empeg, you're just swapping discs"




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#788 - 07/09/2000 01:43 Re: T-Shirts [Re: ClownBurner]
dionysus
veteran

Registered: 16/06/1999
Posts: 1222
Loc: San Francisco, CA
In reply to:

"My car runs Linux"


boring:)

In reply to:


"25 days of continuous music... Unless you stop for Gas."


Too wordy; hard to see on a t-shirt

In reply to:

CD Changers Suck"


hmm.

In reply to:

Is your car open-source? Mine is." front
"empeg - MP3 playback for your Car has Arrived" back


...but empeg's player software isn't open-sourced...

In reply to:

"empeg: the Linux-based DJ for your Car


that's kinda cool..

In reply to:

If you don't have an empeg, you're just swapping discs"


that's kinda cooler...

Personally though, I would want a plain shirt w/ a small empeg logo on the front, and a waterbrushed-shiney-eye-candy larger empeg logo on the back...
-mark


MK2: 36gb
Tivo: 90gb
CPU: 120gb
...I think drive manufacturers love me!

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#789 - 07/09/2000 03:49 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
pgrzelak
carpal tunnel

Registered: 15/08/2000
Posts: 4859
Loc: New Jersey, USA
8-track -> Tape -> CD -> Empeg:
Evolution at it's finest.

Paul G.
Q# 15189
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#790 - 07/09/2000 06:00 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Geoff]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
Nope, We can customise them to your taste with minimal effort - putting your serial number on in the colour and font of your choice would be simple. No problem with the quantity - you don't have to order in bulk

Mugs we can get done locally with some degree of cusotmisation, but the one I had done had the old logo only. I'd have to ask if we could get extra things done but that shouldn't be too difficult.

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#791 - 07/09/2000 06:04 Re: T-Shirts [Re: dionysus]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
Personally though, I would want a plain shirt w/ a small empeg logo on the front

... with maybe just a hint of Tux?

Embroidered? Your serial Number in your display colour underneath?

Yes? Done (in about 5 minutes)

Maybe I should think about commercialising this....

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#792 - 07/09/2000 09:15 Re: T-Shirts [Re: schofiel]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
'Fraid I will have to withdraw this offer. Sorry chaps!

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#793 - 07/09/2000 09:17 Re: T-Shirts [Re: schofiel]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
I'm afraid I will have to withdraw this offer. Sorry chaps!

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