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#740 - 27/10/1999 10:12 T-Shirts
altman
carpal tunnel

Registered: 19/05/1999
Posts: 3457
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
We're making up some T-Shirts for the comdex show, and we're looking for some suggestions on slogans to put on them :)

If we use your suggestion, you get a free T-shirt (we're hopefully making a few styles). So... any ideas?

Our ones so far have been along the lines of...

"Is that a 600-disc autochanger in your trunk... or are you just pleased to see me?"

"empeg. It's big and small and noisy"

Hugo



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#741 - 27/10/1999 10:21 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Robbo
new poster

Registered: 20/07/1999
Posts: 10
Loc: Staffs, UK
Here you go:-

front
"empeg - what the worlds been waiting for"
back
www.empeg.com

or

"Can you do 70 hours without repeating yourself?"


-Rob
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#742 - 27/10/1999 11:07 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Verement
journeyman

Registered: 02/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Boston, MA, US
"Linux at the speed of sound: 70 MPH"

(localize as needed)


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#743 - 27/10/1999 11:31 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
duranike
journeyman

Registered: 20/06/1999
Posts: 84
"Got MP3's?"
----------------------------
"Got 70 consecutive hours of music?
didnt think so...."
-----------------------------
(front) "take a ride on the empeg..."
(back) "you wont be dissapointed"
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"top 5 reasons why you should own an empeg:
(5) Upgradeable and programable
(4) Can play 70 hours of consecutive music
(3) Random Play, Pin Number, and topic searchers
(2) Mind blowing visualizations
(1) GOD has one!

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#744 - 27/10/1999 11:35 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
steve
stranger

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 48
Loc: Cambridge, UK
Transcontinental.
Without repeating a track.
http://www.empeg.com




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#745 - 27/10/1999 12:00 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
dmoore
journeyman

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 58
Loc: Houston, Tx, Usa
My suggestions:

"This ain't your fathers CD-Player" (it's an american saying)
"Own the future of Car Audio now"
"Empeg Car - Finally a reason for driving" or "Empeg Car - The Reason For Driving"
"Empeg Car - Home of the 4000 song no repeat year" (parody of the US radio's phrase "Home of the 12 song no repeat work hour")
"Only 2000 years to prefect Car Audio"
"Empeg Car - This thing is better than sex"
"When you're tired of hearing the same song twice - in a year"
"And Sony though 12 disks would be enough for your car"
"Sony: Mini-Disk it's dead now" (that might piss'em off a bit much though)
"CD - Been There Done That"
"The Biggest Little Head"

Those are mine...

David
empeg@dmoore.com
http://dmoore.com/empeg.htm


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#746 - 27/10/1999 12:03 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
Room for more!
Dos not mean big and clumsy

Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#747 - 27/10/1999 21:31 Re: T-Shirts [Re: dmoore]
tanstaafl.
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/07/1999
Posts: 5546
Loc: Ajijic, Mexico
>>"Empeg Car - This thing is better than sex"

David -- I think maybe you're not doing it right.... ;-)

tanstaafl.

"There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"
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#748 - 28/10/1999 00:47 Re: T-Shirts [Re: dmoore]
mac
addict

Registered: 20/05/1999
Posts: 411
Loc: Cambridge, UK
"CD - Been There Done That"

Shouldn't that be "CD - Been There, Ripped That"? :-)

--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
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#749 - 28/10/1999 01:39 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
PaulH
enthusiast

Registered: 19/05/1999
Posts: 379
Loc: England
- P P P Pick up a Penguin .... and PARTY!

(Based on a UK chocolate biscuit ad)

- Tux Inside

- Free your Auto Changer with mp3

Now you know why I never took a job in marketing!

Paul




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#750 - 28/10/1999 01:55 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
danthep
enthusiast

Registered: 29/08/1999
Posts: 209
Loc: new zealand
-empeg: the tardis of car audio

front:-and for my next trick
back -i will insert 700 CDs into this car stereo before me.


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#751 - 28/10/1999 02:28 Re: T-Shirts [Re: tanstaafl.]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
Well sew only last 5-15 minutes and how long before you are reedy again.
The empeg last 500 - 700 hours. Aaaarrara eny one have a cigarette.


Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#752 - 28/10/1999 02:34 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
“500 CD exposed to an Implosion!”
Picture of empeg sitting on a mountain of CD.



Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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Mark wait for mk III with a USB Host/slave (USB->GPS)(USB->Bluetooth)(USB->You name it)

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#753 - 28/10/1999 03:26 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Lonewolf
new poster

Registered: 19/07/1999
Posts: 10
"Empeg - when you just have to take EVERY CD in your collection"

Lonewolf....


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#754 - 28/10/1999 05:07 Re: T-Shirts [Re: PaulH]
mac
addict

Registered: 20/05/1999
Posts: 411
Loc: Cambridge, UK
P P P Pick up a Penguin .... and PARTY!

But then we'd have to have pictures of waddling penguins talking to each other, falling down slopes and jumping off of ice-sheets.

:-)

--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
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#755 - 28/10/1999 05:11 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
mac
addict

Registered: 20/05/1999
Posts: 411
Loc: Cambridge, UK
"When even one repeat is too many"


--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
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Mike Crowe

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#756 - 28/10/1999 05:32 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Jim H
new poster

Registered: 06/07/1999
Posts: 10
Loc: UK
How about:

"Music CDs? Yeah, I remember those, did they come before or after 8-track?"
"empeg: how much music?!!!"
"empeg: more music than you can handle!"
"Linux, the original soundtrack..."
"empeg: If music be the food of love, this thing's a sex-machine!"

I'm sure there's some *really* good 8-track and CD analogies to be put together, but I can't think of any polite ones!

Jim.



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#757 - 28/10/1999 06:08 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
empeg...

Size is everything!

or:

Have your cake...

... and eat it!

or:

Outlasts the Duracell bunny...

or:

Sorry Officer, I was watching the visuals at the time...




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#758 - 28/10/1999 06:35 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Jazzwire
addict

Registered: 09/06/1999
Posts: 483
Loc: Guernsey
How About....

  • How many tunes do you want to listen to today?
  • More music than you can shake a cd at.
  • Joy Machine
  • For every side of you, There's a playlist.



Jazz
(List 112, S/N 00030, 4 gig blue)
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#759 - 28/10/1999 06:49 Re: T-Shirts [Re: schofiel]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
At least you are not saying
Sorry Officer, I was changing CD

May by
“If you are tired of getting pulled over for drunk driving, because you are trying to find an CD.”

Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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Mark wait for mk III with a USB Host/slave (USB->GPS)(USB->Bluetooth)(USB->You name it)

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#760 - 28/10/1999 06:52 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
Suggestion

On the front the winning slogan.
And on the back
www.empeg.com
Slogan 2
Slogan 3
Slogan 4


Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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Mark wait for mk III with a USB Host/slave (USB->GPS)(USB->Bluetooth)(USB->You name it)

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#761 - 28/10/1999 07:09 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Jazzwire]
Jazzwire
addict

Registered: 09/06/1999
Posts: 483
Loc: Guernsey
A few more from the guy's at work.. (Some of them watch too much TV =)


  • empeg: Smoother Grooves.
  • Take two CD's from the tower? Not me.
  • I can't believe it's not Vinyl.
  • empeg, because I'm worth it.
  • So then I got an empeg, which was nice.
  • Scorchio

(I'll stop now.. =)

Jazz
(List 112, S/N 00030, 4 gig blue)
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#762 - 28/10/1999 07:37 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Jazzwire]
Dearing
addict

Registered: 22/07/1999
Posts: 453
Loc: Florida
"Sure, 10 CD's is plenty, so was 640k."

_~= Dearing =~_
"WAY too happy about having #99."
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_~= Dearing =~_
Gettin' back into it thanks to slimrio!

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#763 - 28/10/1999 08:39 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
I've got mine

or:

Have you had your empeg today?

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One of the few remaining Mk1 owners... #00015

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#764 - 28/10/1999 10:04 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Verement]
Verement
journeyman

Registered: 02/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Boston, MA, US
"Does your car stereo run Linux?"

(It's from Empeg Ltd's home page, but I like it.)



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#765 - 28/10/1999 11:09 Re: T-Shirts [Re: tanstaafl.]
dmoore
journeyman

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 58
Loc: Houston, Tx, Usa
Hey - you can make an investment in working toward the hope of having sex /or/ you can get a sure thing in the Empeg.


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#766 - 29/10/1999 00:11 Re: T-Shirts [Re: Mark Petersen]
Mark Petersen
journeyman

Registered: 19/09/1999
Posts: 97
Loc: Denmark, Kbh Ø
or the Tux sitting on a mountain of CD and eating one

Mark
emaks rouls #10677
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#767 - 29/10/1999 02:45 Re: T-Shirts [Re: mac]
PaulH
enthusiast

Registered: 19/05/1999
Posts: 379
Loc: England
And to think you thought we would never find out about
that penguin constume you have tucked away under your
bed ;-)

P


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#768 - 29/10/1999 09:17 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
Sheetzam
member

Registered: 09/06/1999
Posts: 105
Loc: Annandale, VA
A face only an audiophile could love
or
A face only a linuxnut could love


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#769 - 31/10/1999 04:17 Re: T-Shirts [Re: altman]
danthep
enthusiast

Registered: 29/08/1999
Posts: 209
Loc: new zealand
empeg: the one part of you car that will improve with age.

(reference to sw upgrades etc)


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