We're making up some T-Shirts for the comdex show, and we're looking for some suggestions on slogans to put on them :)

If we use your suggestion, you get a free T-shirt (we're hopefully making a few styles). So... any ideas?

Our ones so far have been along the lines of...

"Is that a 600-disc autochanger in your trunk... or are you just pleased to see me?"

"empeg. It's big and small and noisy"

Hugo

Here you go:-

front
"empeg - what the worlds been waiting for"
back
www.empeg.com

or

"Can you do 70 hours without repeating yourself?"


-Rob

"Linux at the speed of sound: 70 MPH"

(localize as needed)

"Got MP3's?"
----------------------------
"Got 70 consecutive hours of music?
didnt think so...."
-----------------------------
(front) "take a ride on the empeg..."
(back) "you wont be dissapointed"
-----------------------------
"top 5 reasons why you should own an empeg:
(5) Upgradeable and programable
(4) Can play 70 hours of consecutive music
(3) Random Play, Pin Number, and topic searchers
(2) Mind blowing visualizations
(1) GOD has one!

Transcontinental.
Without repeating a track.
http://www.empeg.com

My suggestions:

"This ain't your fathers CD-Player" (it's an american saying)
"Own the future of Car Audio now"
"Empeg Car - Finally a reason for driving" or "Empeg Car - The Reason For Driving"
"Empeg Car - Home of the 4000 song no repeat year" (parody of the US radio's phrase "Home of the 12 song no repeat work hour")
"Only 2000 years to prefect Car Audio"
"Empeg Car - This thing is better than sex"
"When you're tired of hearing the same song twice - in a year"
"And Sony though 12 disks would be enough for your car"
"Sony: Mini-Disk it's dead now" (that might piss'em off a bit much though)
"CD - Been There Done That"
"The Biggest Little Head"

Those are mine...

David
empeg@dmoore.com
http://dmoore.com/empeg.htm

Room for more!
Dos not mean big and clumsy

Mark
emaks rouls #10677

>>"Empeg Car - This thing is better than sex"

David -- I think maybe you're not doing it right.... ;-)

tanstaafl.

"There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"

"CD - Been There Done That"

Shouldn't that be "CD - Been There, Ripped That"? :-)

--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)

- P P P Pick up a Penguin .... and PARTY!

(Based on a UK chocolate biscuit ad)

- Tux Inside

- Free your Auto Changer with mp3

Now you know why I never took a job in marketing!

Paul

-empeg: the tardis of car audio

front:-and for my next trick
back -i will insert 700 CDs into this car stereo before me.

Well sew only last 5-15 minutes and how long before you are reedy again.
The empeg last 500 - 700 hours. Aaaarrara eny one have a cigarette.


Mark
emaks rouls #10677

“500 CD exposed to an Implosion!”
Picture of empeg sitting on a mountain of CD.



Mark
emaks rouls #10677

"Empeg - when you just have to take EVERY CD in your collection"

Lonewolf....

P P P Pick up a Penguin .... and PARTY!

But then we'd have to have pictures of waddling penguins talking to each other, falling down slopes and jumping off of ice-sheets.

:-)

--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)

"When even one repeat is too many"


--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)

How about:

"Music CDs? Yeah, I remember those, did they come before or after 8-track?"
"empeg: how much music?!!!"
"empeg: more music than you can handle!"
"Linux, the original soundtrack..."
"empeg: If music be the food of love, this thing's a sex-machine!"

I'm sure there's some *really* good 8-track and CD analogies to be put together, but I can't think of any polite ones!

Jim.

empeg...

Size is everything!

or:

Have your cake...

... and eat it!

or:

Outlasts the Duracell bunny...

or:

Sorry Officer, I was watching the visuals at the time...

How About....

• How many tunes do you want to listen to today?
  
• More music than you can shake a cd at.
  
• Joy Machine
  
• For every side of you, There's a playlist.
  

Jazz
(List 112, S/N 00030, 4 gig blue)

At least you are not saying
Sorry Officer, I was changing CD

May by
“If you are tired of getting pulled over for drunk driving, because you are trying to find an CD.”

Mark
emaks rouls #10677

Suggestion

On the front the winning slogan.
And on the back
www.empeg.com
Slogan 2
Slogan 3
Slogan 4
…

Mark
emaks rouls #10677

A few more from the guy's at work.. (Some of them watch too much TV =)

• empeg: Smoother Grooves.
  
• Take two CD's from the tower? Not me.
  
• I can't believe it's not Vinyl.
  
• empeg, because I'm worth it.
  
• So then I got an empeg, which was nice.
  
• Scorchio
  

(I'll stop now.. =)

Jazz
(List 112, S/N 00030, 4 gig blue)

"Sure, 10 CD's is plenty, so was 640k."

_~= Dearing =~_
"WAY too happy about having #99."

I've got mine

or:

Have you had your empeg today?

"Does your car stereo run Linux?"

(It's from Empeg Ltd's home page, but I like it.)

Hey - you can make an investment in working toward the hope of having sex /or/ you can get a sure thing in the Empeg.

or the Tux sitting on a mountain of CD and eating one

Mark
emaks rouls #10677

And to think you thought we would never find out about
that penguin constume you have tucked away under your
bed ;-)

P

A face only an audiophile could love
or
A face only a linuxnut could love

empeg: the one part of you car that will improve with age.

(reference to sw upgrades etc)