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#262837 - 16/08/2005 13:49 Silly, but I like it
frog51
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Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
IPOD my baby

You would just want to run your finger round the circle
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#262838 - 16/08/2005 13:59 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: frog51]
eliceo
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Registered: 18/02/2002
Posts: 335
wow

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#262839 - 16/08/2005 14:04 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: frog51]
wfaulk
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Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
See, I figured it was going to be a sex aid, not the unwanted results thereof.
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#262840 - 16/08/2005 14:51 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: wfaulk]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
See, I figured it was going to be a sex aid

No, this is the ipod masturbatory attachment (possibly NSFW).

not the unwanted results thereof.

You've been spending too much time in IRC with me.

Plenty of people want babies. Of course, plenty of people also think they style me and my friends call stupid hair (the two on the right in the orange picture) is attractive too. To each their own, just keep em away from me.
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#262841 - 16/08/2005 16:48 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: Heather]
frog51
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Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Yup - I like my babies. The eldest is 5 in about 4 hours time, and the youngest is 3. Luckily for me, we're practising making more
The good thing is that they don't change any of my normal behaviour (they seem to enjoy motor racing, surfing, climbing and martial arts - and we'll get them onto skiing, snowboarding and sailing as soon as possible) except for slightly curbing my drinking...which is almost certainly a good thing!

Not sure I can afford any more after that, and we definitely aren't having 4 ('cos I can't fit 6 people in my Impreza) so preparing for that vasectomy now
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#262842 - 16/08/2005 17:07 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: frog51]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
preparing for that vasectomy now

Eh, no biggie. Just go buy some frozen peas and you'll be fine. After that you get to play a fun game of "how fast can we get to those two clear counts?"
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#262843 - 17/08/2005 07:23 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: Heather]
frog51
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Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Yah - a mate of mine went for one last year and he said it was a bit uncomfy, but the worst bit was the anticipation...especially as it is all done under very local anaesthetic.
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#262844 - 17/08/2005 21:55 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: frog51]
davekirk
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Registered: 02/04/2002
Posts: 56
Loc: Las Vegas
Does that image here make anyone else think of Stewie Griffin's ipod commercial?

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#262845 - 18/08/2005 01:46 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: Heather]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
Gotta love the cleaning illustrations. 'Specially step #4.

-Zeke


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262866-step1-6.gif (128 downloads)

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#262846 - 18/08/2005 11:15 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: frog51]
mlord
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Registered: 29/08/2000
Posts: 14496
Loc: Canada
Quote:
Yah - a mate of mine went for one last year and he said it was a bit uncomfy, but the worst bit was the anticipation...especially as it is all done under very local anaesthetic.


The "Audi-Oh" !?!?

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#262847 - 18/08/2005 14:11 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: mlord]
Robotic
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Registered: 06/04/2005
Posts: 2026
Loc: Seattle transplant
Sure! Vibration induced numbness! I think it's a form of Raynaud's Disease. Typical for motorcylists hands, for example.
For that matter, they could just install the Audi-Oh permanently- looks about to be a similar size and shape to what else is there...
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#262848 - 19/08/2005 10:16 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: Robotic]
furtive
old hand

Registered: 14/08/2001
Posts: 886
Loc: London, UK
A friend of mine has an idea for cell phone activated vibrating panties so that men can give their wives (or mistresses) a real thrill by phoning them up

I think it could be a winner
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#262849 - 19/08/2005 10:26 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: furtive]
CrackersMcCheese
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 2489
Already exists. I saw it on that UK porn channel... Channel 5.

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#262850 - 19/08/2005 16:53 Re: Silly, but I like it [Re: furtive]
wfaulk
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Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
Please see "Click" by Milo Manara (NSFW).
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