I guess still having a Apple ][e doesn't count since this is a Mac poll?
I do technically have a Mac Classic though but it doesn't work. The Molex connector on the yoke decided to have a melt down and I shelved it because I couldn't be bothered to find the proper replacement part. I temporarily fixed it by reconnecting the lead with some really fat croc clips but that wasn't quite ideal from the whole don't-accidently-electrocute-yourself point of view.
I never really used it much. It just sat around collecting dust until one day it didn't start up properly. I think It's somewhere in my garage at the moment...
- Trevor