Annual visit???

If it takes a D-9 to dig you out I'm guessing that's why no one lives there all year round.

When my wife waitressed I think the government had the restaurant claim 7% of her sales on her W-2. Of course you could always claim more on your tax return. I would imagine an instant audit would result if you claimed less. Also if you could prove you did not make minimum wage the company would have to make up the difference. I have a feeling that would be hard to accomplish as well.