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Jim, you quite possibly have crafted the funniest and most enjoyable post in memory with that.

Thanks, Dave, All.

Andy, I did my best to throw a small bridge across the Atlantic... Not sure we have "UXB" in common usage here, but we do have PBS stations. Perhaps if you could get BBC to show reruns of (Mutual of Omaha's) "Wild Kingdom" it would be all good.

The OP did conjure up a vision. I was trying to figure a catchy toll-free number for UXB of Omaha. 1-800-4NO-BOOM? Couldn't think of anything better.

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