Well, the only time I went to Amsterdam I was 20 and stayed at the Hotel Royal Kabul.

Not that I recommend the hotel, in fact it's an absolute hole. Just read the comments on the page I linked to, they're a riot.

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The Kabul is an absolute death trap!

The plastic sheets were a good touch, as well as the fetid butter and the meats that had gone bad.

Rats in the lockers — be prepared for that, folks, because we had it. But still, you get what you pay for.

-Zeke