place that has one of those urinal troughs?
My dad tells a story that when he was on gross anatomy somebody cut the ... ummm... well you know off a corpse and took it to a football game. The perp stood at the end of the trough with the hose running in and with much subterfuge let the ah, member, slip in. He says guys jumped back several feet as it slid by, making its way to the drain end. Dad wasn't actually there at the time, but apparently it made quite a hubbub at the school. The guy was never caught. And good thing, he would have certainly been expelled.