If there are three available urinals and I'm using the left-most one.... DON'T USE THE ONE NEXT TO ME!!!! Start at the right!

We only have two urinals here at my office, I always go to the one on the right... As for the other business end, the handicapped stall for me, taller throne... Except when it's too stanky, then I go to the third floor. It's like heaven up there, flowery smelling, and I've never seen anyone up there... Well except for that hostage situation last month...

So, does anyone read while in the other office? What do you do with the book/magazine/newspaper afterwards?

This is an interesting subject.