In my defence : English is not my native language, how's your Dutch Bitt?

Oops. I try not to do that. Het spijt me. It happened to be pretty funny in this case, though, kinda like one of those signs in a Japanese hotel like ``You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.''

My Dutch would be non-existant to exceedingly poor. On the other hand, my German is simply very poor.