I stand corrected. That was a well written, coherent explanation of the meaning of integrity, and I applaud yours, sir. I suspect there will be no miscarriages in the application of law within your jurisdiction

And here's an accompanying sound effect to the excellent number plate story:

(Rousing rounds of applause, audience whistles, foot stamping, etc.)

Now THAT is what I call "revenge", and served frozen solid in this case....