Well, after all the stolen empegs, and tonys (warranted) admonitions I had decided to take the empeg in every night even if I wasn't going to use it (no garage).

Tonight was one of those. I was just settling down when.. a little mouse in the back of my head said "you need to go outside.. NOW".

I went out and... aside from freezing cats something was amiss... My car's cover was hitched up on the passengers front corner like a bar maid promising more than drinks and cleavage...

I pulled the car cover off the passenger's side and, with great trepidation tugged the door handle.

"Pop" goes the door.

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The empeg is GONE!

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so, why is the sled still there?