The reason I was a messed-up child.

Warning. Not to be viewed on a weak stomach.

http://www.shatnerology.com/rocket.html

As bad or worse than what I remembered from my childhood. Especially the end where he comes out dancing with his tie undone, all smarmy and vegas.

Oh. my.

I knew what to expect, but this comes close even to the legendary "Tambourine Man" and "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds"...

Edit: Now I know what that looked so familiar! I can almost see Frank, Dean and Sammy waiting offstage ready to bash his toupee in with a baseball bat!!!

Hehe, I thing I've seen snipets of that here and there, but seeing the whole thing just makes the Family Guy scene even funnier. They just took about 20 seconds, placed Stewie in place of Shatner, and "shot it" in the same way. Hilarious.

What a total rip off of Family Guy.

Oh<pause>My...

Tony, give yourself a slap on the chops for inflicting that on me.

As if I were responsible.

Keep in mind that it got inflicted on ME oh so many years ago, and I still remember it clearly...