Did anyone see this? It was pretty ridiculous. Snoop Dogg doing 'Sad But True'? That's pretty sad. You should've seen all the celebs there because this was the 'in' thing to go to. Most of them probably have never heard Master Of Puppets. Then, there was Lars' quote: "I consider Limp Bizkit one of our peers'. Come on. If they were really doing a tribute to Metallica, they would have people like Anthrax, Faith No More (i.e. Jim Martin, Mike Bordin), or Jerry Cantrell. What's next? MTV Icon: Tom Petty with performances by Ja Rule and Backstreet Boys? Sheesh.

Come on. If they were really doing a tribute to Metallica, they would have people like Anthrax, Faith No More (i.e. Jim Martin, Mike Bordin), or Jerry Cantrell.

Yeah, but all the groups and individuals you've mentioned have stayed dedicated to their craft, instead of to the album charts. I know that the "Metallica sold out" argument is "so ten years ago," but it's true, and even they'll tell you they sold out. That's fine, nothing wrong with cashing in on your success and talent, but it shouldn't be surprising that some of their true peers have better things to do than to hang out with Metallica's "new best friends" like Snoop Dogg and Limp Bizkit.

I didn't see the Icon show or anything, since I refuse to watch MTV. But it just makes sense. Metallica runs with a new crowd now, and the bands they've influenced, while they're indebted to Metallica for all their great early work, probably don't feel so bad about missing out on a chance to pay tribute to a band that no longer resembles the band that they were inspired by.

What's next? MTV Icon: Tom Petty with performances by Ja Rule and Backstreet Boys?

Damn, you must have gotten a hold of their Fall schedule already.

I missed the show as well for the same reason (I don't watch that horrible channel).

But what I found humorous was that Avril Lavigne was doing a cover. I wonder which one she did...

It was Fuel. That was probably one of the more tolerable ones. Most of the songs were cut short because of time. Korn's rendition of One and Limp Wristed Bisquick's version of Welcome Home (Sanitarium) were pretty awful. You could see James Hetfield sort of squirming in his seat, though, when Snoop Dogg butchered Sad But True...

I'm optimistic about Metallica's new album though - they have admitted that they think everything new they have done for the last 10 years is crap and are going back to their roots.

Bring it on!!!

I'm optimistic about Metallica's new album though - they have admitted that they think everything new they have done for the last 10 years is crap and are going back to their roots.

Yeah, a statement which in itself is designed to push more records. Every artist who releases a new album claims that this new one breaks new ground, is a complete departure from what they did... You never hear an artist say "well, what I tried to do with this album is replicate the sound from our last album, and try to make more money off of the same tripe." Every artist is "going back to their roots" right before an album comes out. Especially weathered acts like Metallica, who can no longer count on bringing in new fans, and really need to reach out to former Metallica fans to get the kind of sales they need.

Every artist is "going back to their roots" right before an album comes out.

I have to agree with your cynicism on this one.

Regardless of all of that, I'm inclined to avoid purchasing it altogether based on how arrogant they were about the whole Napster thing.

Assaholica is really just a microcosm of the whole music industry -- their sales were down not because people were nefariously copying their albums, but because their product was crap.

their sales were down not because people were nefariously copying their albums, but because their product was crap.

Well, close. The sales were down because people were getting copies of their albums before they bought them, and then finding out that they were crap, before spending their hard-earned frog pelts on them. People have been buying crap forever, and then selling the CD's back a few months later. Now, you can try before you buy, which puts the heat on groups like Metallica to make music worth paying for.

Well, people were listening to albums they didn't own well before Napster (friends' copies, the radio, etc.), but your point is accurate and well taken.

how arrogant they were about the whole Napster thing

I tend to think that that one was more of Lars' fault. That buy is the biggest ass on the entire planet. Every time he speaks he sounds like the biggest jerk in the world. The other guys seem decent enough, but man, how full of themselves can one drummer be?

that one was more of Lars' fault

True, but the other two are assholes, too. It was kinda funny them razzing Newsted when he first joined, but the fact that they continued to do it and that he obviously hated it until he left the band was ... I don't even have the right adjective here.

how full of themselves can one drummer be?

Clearly, you haven't hung around a lot of drummers.

Present company excepted, Ynot.

Actually, I've known about 10 drummers as good friends, and they've all been quite modest

I do agree that it is the common image, though. Being a band geek myself, I'll say that I've known more percussionists to be full of themselves than pure set players.

Clearly, you haven't hung around a lot of drummers.

Uh, you mean musicians right? I mean, how many humble musicians have you ever met?

I mean, how many humble musicians have you ever met?

Many. But rarely have I met a humble drummer.

Okay, before I start making a bunch of musician jokes on my own:

http://www.magpie.com/tbl/jokes/

Yep. I've had been wanting to see a Metallica gig since I was in my teens, but their attitude in the last few years have caused me to boycott them and their products...probably forever. I will make it a point however, to search out a p2p copy of their next album, simply to find out whether it could be any worse than Load or Reload.

Well, I guess it's just the ones I'm around then. I've found that humility tends to be inversely related to talent (not always, though) and only one drummer I've ever worked with was that arrogant (but he was quite possibly the most arrogant musician I've ever met) though I've worked with many talented drummers. I find that egos really get in the way when trying to work with other semi-talented musicians, especially guitarists. As a semi-talented musician myself I’m not saying that I’m immune either, but at least I’m aware of the problem!

Present company excepted, Ynot.

I am by no means a drummer! At best, I'm a wannabe drummer.

Anyway, I have to disagree with the "fulll of themselves" comment. Lars is clearly full of himself, but if anything, drummers have an inferiority complex. They sit in the background, mostly obscured by their instrument, and are always last to get picked in the Groupie Lottery. The number of jokes about drummers being stupid and somehow less musical than other band members could fill an entire thread. I'll just cite two that come to mind immediately:

"How do you shut a drummer up?"
"Put sheet music in front of him."

"How do you know a drummer is at your door?"
"Because the knocking keeps getting louder and faster."

Of course, there's the drummer's retort to that second one:

"How do you know the lead singer is at your door?"
"Because he can't find the key, and doesn't know when to come in."

Anyway, if you look at 90% of popular rock bands, I can think of at least one other member of the band that is considered more arrogant than the drummer. Just a few examples:

The Beatles: Ringo? If anything, he's self-deprecating. McCartney had enough ego to spread around to the rest of the band. Lennon had his share as well.
The Rolling Stones: No contest there. Charlie Watts is like "the other member" of the Stones. Notable only for his incestual marriage and his lack of a hi-hat on beat 3.
Van Halen: Either of the first two lead singers alone had more ego than the rest of the band combined, including Alex.
Pink Floyd: With Gilmour and Waters around, Nick had no room at all to be full of himself.
Led Zeppelin: Bonham was a master, but I don't think he was any more full of himself than Plant or Page.

Really, can anyone else name any drummers who are more "full of themselves" than the average musician?

Okay, before I start making a bunch of musician jokes on my own:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Aced me again, Fabris.

My favorite musician joke:

Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one's ever noticed.

edit: I should say I think this is funny not to be mean spirited, because I realize how much it stinks always getting overlooked the way bass players do.

"How do you know a drummer is at your door?"
"Because the knocking keeps getting louder and faster."

Hehe, I was thinking of this joke before I even got to it in your post. Definitely my favorite, although it works so much better when the punchline is told through demonstrating

Anyway, that sure seems to be the way of it. When I agreed about Tony's idea of an arrogant drummer, I think I was still thinking of percussionists in concert band or orchestras. When I think of all the bands I listen to, the drummers never stand out as personalities. Interestingly enough, in many cases they are more talented than most of the other band members, and considering a hard rock band is nothing without a drummer, it's interesting to think how many guitarists are the egomaniacs

it stinks always getting overlooked the way bass players do

Any big Kids In the Hall Fans will have a great sketch playing in their heads now.

Bonham was a master

I still don't get this. I've heard lot's of people say it (including one of my favorite drummers, Dave Grohl), and maybe I'm coming at it with Citizen Kane eyes, but I've never found him to be all that good. Showy, yes, but not good.

(Citizen Kane eyes == having remarkable achievements become so commonplace that they're unnoticeable, even when viewing the origin)

Really, can anyone else name any drummers who are more "full of themselves" than the average musician?

Plenty, but they are all personal acquaintances that none of you would know. And truth be told, some of the drummers I know are quite humble. I also know quite a few that are pretty full of themselves. I've only personally met a few "famous" drummers, and they've all been nice people. Didn't really get a chance to talk to them much except for Alan White, and he seemed quite humble.

Did you hear the one about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?

It took two hours to get the bass player out.

Rent a copy of "The Song Remains the Same." He has a really long drum solo that is just amazing.

Also, he pioneered some of the drum sounds (AFAIK). Listen to "When the Levee Breaks." That song has the biggest drum sound I've ever heard, and I think that's where his influence comes from.

That, and he was the quintessential rocker

That's the one where he's beating the drums with his bare hands, right? All flash, no substance. It's the same as Page's pseudo-theremin. The only one of those guys that had much musical talent at all, in my opinion, was JPJ. Not to say that they didn't make some entertaining music from time to time.

A common mistake made by Bonham-doubters is to think that because his hand patterns weren't all that complex or intricate, he wasn't very innovative. In the end, drumming isn't about doing advanced technical things, it's about playing the right beat, and making it sound exactly right for the music.

Having said that, his single-foot bass pedal technique was unheard of. He did really fast, intricate stuff with a single bass pedal, which kept his left foot free to do things with the hi-hat. He also did much to advance the science of getting a really heavy sound out of the drums. He was no slouch with his hand patterns, either, but Zep's sound didn't call for terribly intricate hi-hat work or crazy speed up top.

I'm glad a drummer (or at least a "drummer wannabe") was able to answer this. You summed it up much better than I was going to

For the record, I found a page that seems to sum up my thoughts on Bonham fairly well.

Also for the record, I'm not a speed demon. I'm not that interested in speed, et al. And I'm not a big fan of the hi-hat in general. I also don't think that Bonham was a bad drummer. I just don't think that he's the god that so many want him to be. Keith Moon was a god.

Edit: Oops -- typo.

I also don't think that Bonhma was a bad drummer.

Yes, but you did say he's not good...

I consider both Keith Moon and Bonham to be drumming gods. There's room for more than one.

Neat link, but I think the author is losing the forest in the trees. Paralyzing analysis that leaves you wondering if he's talking about art or science. Music's still an art, no matter how much you analyze it.

I do agree with his conclusion statement, though:
"John Bonham was the major contributor to the development of the drum sound of Heavy Rock and is the most influential drummer in Rock Music, at least in the ‘70’s and into the ‘80’s."

How can one possibly get an accolade like that from a *detractor* and not be considered good?

How can one possibly get an accolade like that from a *detractor* and not be considered good?

Let's replace some nouns:

Limp Bizkit was the major contributor to the development of popular rock music and is the most influential band in popular rock music, at least in the ‘90’s and into the 2000’s

I'd say that's not inaccurate, and that Limp Bizkit really, really sucks. Just because someone was influential doesn't mean that their product isn't awful.

Edit: I don't mean to equate Bonham or Led Zeppelin to Limp Bisquick in any form or fashion.

I'd say that's not inaccurate, and that Limp Bizkit really, really sucks. Just because someone was influential doesn't mean that their product isn't awful.

Wow, I expected better logic from you... Your Mad Libs exercise has a lot of logical flaws. First off, you substituted a band for an individual. Individual musicians in bands aren't as often considered influential by the amount of albums they sell. It's REALLY hard to be influential on other fellow musicians and not be considered good. If you can come up with a musician who's been as influential as Bonham, and hasn't been talented, or any good at all (your words) then I'd like to hear about this person.

Secondly, throwing in the word "popular" (twice) in the second statement really weakens it, and then you use that weak statement to try to say the first statement is weak.

All in all, I think you're trying to measure Led Zeppelin against The Who, and not measure John Bonham's work against that of other drummers.

<sigh>

All I'm saying is that the requirement for being influential is to have people copy you. People copy crap all the time (cf. Limp Bizkit, most of prime time US TV). Not that Bonham is crap -- far from it. He was a just fine rock drummer, albeit not a god (to me). It's just that influence doesn't necessarily equate to quality.

I suppose that it's feasible that he originated good things that I don't see; you've said so yourself, and I understand what you're saying. I'm just saying that those things don't seem to qualify the man for legend status.

Then again, others don't understand why Orson Welles and Jack Kirby were gods of their fields; the stuff they pioneered is now too ubiquitous and obvious to call notice to itself.

I have to say that Metallica gigs used to rank up there with the Stones and Iron Maiden for epic, stupendous, excellent music & theatre. Like everybody else I got a bit disillusioned by the more recent albums and the Napster thing, but I am an eternal optimist, so if their new one sounds anything like Master or Justice then it will be an instant purchase.

I will try before I buy, though!

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They sit in the background, mostly obscured by their instrument, and are always last to get picked in the Groupie Lottery.

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Except the last drummer I had. She trained with a pipe band, and was brilliant. Oh yeah, and she was gorgeous and would play in thigh boots and a mini skirt. So the drumkit lived at the front of the stage.

She was a bit up her own arse, though

He was a just fine rock drummer, albeit not a god (to me). It's just that influence doesn't necessarily equate to quality.

Yeah, I recognize influence doesn't equate to quality, but earlier in the thread, you said he wasn't good, and now you're saying he was "just fine." Not sure if you're hedging or not, maybe "just fine" and "good" don't quite equal each other.

I did ask for another case where a single musician was as influential as Bonham and wasn't any good... If I could get a good enough example of that, it'd probably be enough to shut me up and understand your original point more. I think that any musician who gets copied by enough people has done *something* other than sell a lot of records and cash in on popularity.

For instance, you don't hear about drummers citing Lars Ulrich as an influence. In today's rock, you'll still hear all the old names (including Bonham) and you'll occasionally hear Danny Carey (Tool) or Jimmy Chamberlain (Smashing Pumpkins) from some of the newer acts. This speaks to the fact that the musicians themselves aren't trying to imitate or learn from the drummer from the band that sold the most records, they're trying to imitate or learn from the drummer that is going to teach them the most about drumming.

Anyway, you're still holding onto this notion that the influence of a band upon other bands can be equated to the influence that a single musician has on other musicians, and that's just not how it works. The influence of Limp Bizkit on all the copycat bands has more to do with marketing, record sales, popularity, etc.

On the other hand, a drummer is not going to copy another drummer (substitute guitarist, singer, kazoo player as necessary) or cite them as an influence because it makes their sound more radio-friendly or sells more albums. Musicians copy other musicians because of innovation in technique, style, etc. They see another guy doing something new, getting a new sound out of the instrument, playing a certain way, and they want to add that to their bag of tricks. Being able to do fast triplets with a single bass drum foot isn't going to directly help you sell more records, but it adds to your overall musicianship.

I'm just saying that those things don't seem to qualify the man for legend status.

If you're going to make a statement like that, then I'd hope you'd be prepared to cite what it takes to qualify a drummer for legendary status. While you're at it, maybe introduce me to what Keith Moon brought to the craft, because quite frankly, while I think he was a superb drummer, I don't think he innovated as much as Bonham did, which is maybe why he's not cited quite as often as a "drumming god."

And, incidentally, Moon is often slammed for his lousy timekeeping; it's pretty much understood that Entwistle kept the band in time. That doesn't automatically eliminate him from being an innovator or "drumming god" but it sure does show he neglected one of the things a drummer is supposed to do for a band.

Except the last drummer I had. She trained with a pipe band, and was brilliant. Oh yeah, and she was gorgeous and would play in thigh boots and a mini skirt. So the drumkit lived at the front of the stage.

Nice gimmick... But still, didn't the kit get in the way of what everyone came to see? Seems to me the bass drum would obscure the view of her lower body, and the tom-toms would generally obscure her... uh.. ta-tas. If you've got a hot chick in your band, shouldn't she be singing or playing an instrument that doesn't cover her up?

Ah, well that would assume she had talents in other areas...erm, musically, I mean. She really couldn't sing or play anything else, but was technically superb on the drums. Anyway, the biggest gig we ever did was to about 3000 people, and in venues that small, everyone is pretty close so the view was great. I would imagine, ahem. The rest of us were all wirelessly connected so we just used to wander/run/jump around everywhere.

You know, I don't really feel at all like fighting this battle, but in for a penny....

you said he wasn't good, and now you're saying he was "just fine."

You don't have a complete understanding of my personal semantics. By ``good'' I mean something I'm impressed with. ``Just fine'' means ``certainly not bad, but nothing to write home about''. This probably comes from too many years of grading comics and its influence on graduating my comparatives.

stuff about innovation and being good,etc.

Okay, I'm not saying that he didn't come up with some stuff. (I've given you that point about four times now.) But being innovative in one area doesn't mean that you're all-around good. I'll admit that a lot of my prejudice, if you will, against his legend status is based on the fact that he's generally acknowledged to be one, but when asked, few can come up with a reason. You've at least given a cohesive reason. I have a problem with things being taken for granted, and when they are, I usually question them, maybe too far. Maybe I take the ignorance of the ``public'' too far and assume they've been sold a bill of sale when they're simply ignorant.

Moon

The reason I think that Moon is a legend is because he did something innovative with the drums. He brought them to the forefront in a much more lead-instrument manner than anyone before or after him did. (And in the process kinda lost the rhythm-keeping role that a drummer is supposed to have, but the band was okay with that, as they had Entwistle.) That wasn't at all influential, though, as no one else was manic enough to do it.

(I'm not trying to compare Zep and The Who, though, as you infer. They're both great bands, though both of them have songs that are popular that are amongst their worst, which bothers me to some extent.)

You give good reasons why Moon should be considered a god, and on a couple drumer forums I frequent, he is cited by many as one of the best. Almost always in the top 5 or top 10 of all time. But when it comes to technical ability and innovation to the actual art of playing, Bonham is cited more often. I don't think it's as much the "mindless sheep" factor as you do, though, because I've read peoples' reasoning, and they make sense to me. (Though, admittedly, I haven't sat down with my drum teacher and spent entire lessons on Bonham's stuff, just 5 minute blocks here and there.)

Anyway, if you're not having fun with the debate, then I won't needlessly continue it. We're probably approaching this question from two slightly different angles. We can agree to disagree.

it's pretty much understood that Entwistle kept the band in time

Usually, that's the bassist's job. Especially in jazz, but often in rock music, too.

Usually, that's the bassist's job. Especially in jazz, but often in rock music, too.

Hmm.. I'll agree that with jazz music, it's appropriate to let the bass player hold the line, and let the drummer loose a little bit. But the rule of thumb I've noticed is that the more "drum driven" the music is, the more you want the drummer to keep the band in time. In rock music, there needs to be a really tight interplay between the drummer and bassist, and they sort of form a foundation on top of which the guitars, keyboards, vocals, etc. can do their thing. If the drummer and bassist drift away from each other, the bassist should follow the drummer, unless he's in some ridiculous fill, and has clearly lost the beat. In this case, after finishing the song, he should be forced to play warm-up exercises with a metronome for several days straight until he's been reprogrammed.

Of course, all members of the band have to be able to *keep* time... We're really debating which of the instruments has final veto power if things drift. And most rock is much more drum-driven than bass-driven.

got this in the mail, just thought I'd share...

LOL

I use that one all the time when a thread turns into a shouting match... It's a Classic!