Lucky, boy indeed! Seeing as other folks have left theirs in bins, on shelves, etc., I think this cries out for an Empeg fleece vest with a built-in, double-stitched nylon web harness with rigid, appropriately-spaced, non-marking snap shackles so that you can wear your Empeg much like a medallion. Perhaps there could be a gold-chain version with a gold camo MARS cover/medallion.

I am just brain-dead enough that I can not afford to put the Empeg down. I had a tatoo done on the medial aspect of my left wrist that says "Remember the Empeg".

Jim