I recommend we upgrade the Internet from this outdated dual 5 1/4 inch floppy drive machine to a machine with one of those new fangled 5Mb Winchester fixed disk drives...

(we should also upgrade the memory from 512k to 640k, as I'm told that will make it completely future proof, after all who would ever need more than 640k of memory?)

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Unit serial number 47 (was 330 in the queue)...
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Remind me to change my signature to something more interesting someday