"Who the 'ell did this then"

The trouble is that the next electrician is probably as bad as the last one!

I was sitting quietly in boxer towers the other day when the electricity tripped off: Mrs. Boxer said that there had been blue flashes in the utility room.
On investigation, a 5ft. fluorescent fitting had fallen off the ceiling: The electrician had put it up on a panel ceiling with two masonry plugs of different sizes, one at one end and one in the middle, so the whole time that it had been up, it was levering itself off.
A swearbox would have been too good!