That's a great video. A correction though, only eBay can "get you anything."

My dedication to recycling everything imaginable, including this wasteful packaging, has really paid off. I've reduced my "landfill footprint" noticeably. At last count, I recycle/reuse over 40 different materials.

Plastics beware, you won't rest easy in a landfill under my watch. Given enough mental clarify, I'd quit my job and work to standardize recycling practices locally, state-, or nation-wide, improving the quality of product for the materials companies, while demystifying the process for citizens.