Also, last night's Chris Parnell/Andy Samberg white guy gansta rap on SNL was hysterical:

"Lazy Sunday;
Wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell
Just to see how he's doin'"
"Hello?" "What up, Parn?"
"Yo! Sandberg! What's crackin'?"
"Thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"Narnia!" "Then it's happ'nin'!"
"But first my hunger pangs
are sticking like duct tape"
"We'll hit on Magnolia and
mack on some cupcakes!"
"No doubt that bakery's
got all the bomb frostings!"
"I love those cupcakes
like McAdams loves Josling!"

"Two! No, Six!, No,
Twelve! Baker's Dozen!"
"I told you that I'm crazy
for these cupcakes, cousin!"
"Yo, where's the movie playin'?"
"Upper west side, dude"
"Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps
to find the dopest route!"
"I prefer MapQuest"
"That's a good one, too"
"Google Maps is the best"
"True 'dat" "Double True!"
"68th and Broadway"
"Step on it, sucka!"
"What you wanna do, Chris?"
"Snack attack, motha-fucka!"

"The Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"
"It's the Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"
"We love the Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"
"Pass the Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"

"Yo, stop at the deli;
The theater's overpriced"
"You got the backpack"
"Gonna pack it up nice"
"Don't want security
to get suspicious"
"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines
equals crazy delicious"
"I reach in my pocket,
pull out some dough"
"Girl acted like she'd
never see a ten befo'"
"It's all about the
Hamiltons baby!"
"Throw the snacks in a bag"
"And I'm ghost like Swayze"

"Roll up to the theata'"
"Ticket buyin' what we're handlin'"
"You can call us Aaron Burr"
"From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons"
"Parked in our seats
Movie trivia's the illest"
"What Friends alum starred
in films with Bruce Willis?"
"We answered so fast
it was scary"
"Everyone stared in awe
when we screamed Matthew Perry"
"Now quiet in the theater
or it's gonna get tragic"
"Were about to get taken
to a dreamworld of magic!"

"The Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"
"Yes, the Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"
"We love the Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"
"Pass the Chronic!" "What?"
"-Cles of Narnia!"

<gunshot>
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Bitt Faulk