She's really runny and witty,
 Snappy answer number 1: "Dude, that's TMI."

Snappy answer number 2: "I don't care how f*cking runny she is, hand her over with all speed." (Python reference.)

Snappy answer number 3: "...And Gay? Does she pity... any other girl that isn't regular today?"
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Tony Fabris