I was worse then embarrasses when I F'ed my piano solo and Stan gave me a look like "If I was Max Roach and had a cymbal and you were young John Coltrane, I'd throw it at you. Now get off the stage, get your tail in the practice room, and don't come out until you have that solo nailed." I never played big band jazz piano again (honestly, I was sick of it after playing for 7 years).

Anyone else in this cult play jazz? Yo, we could jam at a meet or something!